What those Middle Classes are Funding #2

THE STORY OF CRISPIN AND OUR 5* TAXPAYER FUNDED PRISONS!

Prisoners must be given a choice of at least five different dishes for dinner, it emerged last night. Under new rules quickly dubbed ‘Porridge à la Carte’ – inmates will be presented with a menu from which to select their desired meal from the five on offer.

Governors must change the menu regularly to ensure the same options do not appear more than once a month. The order dictating the changes even insists that prisoners are ‘consulted’ about the quality of meals served. Prisons minister Crispin Blunt (another NOT REALLY A CONSERVATIVE MP), who previously gave the go-ahead for Halloween and Christmas parties for inmates, is responsible for prisoner food rules.Mr Blunt provoked outrage within weeks of his appointment by lifting the ban on taxpayer-funded prisoner parties and comedy workshops for high security inmates.

The MP for Reigate – who is the uncle of actress Emily Blunt – was swiftly slapped down by Downing Street, and the decision reversed the following day. He was slapped down again after he said criminals could get their jail sentences slashed if they said sorry (preparing the ground for himself and others no doubt).. And there was further outrage when it emerged that newly-released prisoners are being offered free mobile phones in a taxpayer-funded ‘welcome pack’ when they arrive at bail hostels.

Critics described the regulations as ‘lunacy’. The rules, issued by the Ministry of Justice and sent to every jail in England and Wales, came into force on October 1 but were only published yesterday.

Diktats include that drug addicts trying to get clean should be given hot chocolate because it is ‘comforting’ (I'm actually going throw something in a minute).

New inmates must be given an arrival pack containing tea and coffee, sweets and cigarettes (don't forget the XBox and Sky Satellite TV).

Every menu must also include a halal meal that complies with the Islamic code on how animals should be slaughtered (well of course it should, we can't risk upsetting the muslim brotherhood while they're training) and of course, catering for vegetarians!

Is this bloke mental or does he just reside on another planet? If I were in charge of prisons, they would be on deserted rocky islands where hard labour is required every day after a bowl of good Scots Porridge Oats. No cigarettes, no Sky, no fucking menu.... no rights.

Fiona McEvoy, of the TaxPayers’ Alliance, said: “While the law-abiding brace themselves for cuts in services, criminals are being fed better than patients, schoolchildren and the elderly in many cases.” Quite!

Yep, it's clobbering those hard working taxpayers again....What was Nick Clegg said again?

What those Middle Classes are Funding #1

A new series which of course encompasses everyone that hauls their arses out of bed every morning, works hard and pays taxes in the UK!

THE STORY OF GAMU AND THE FIRING SQUAD!

Let me give you some advice you silly girl. If you're going to lie and pretend your life is in danger back in Zimbabwe, don't take fucking holidays there. We now know where Ms Ngazana (her mother) spent £16,000 worth of taxpayers money (benefits, for which she was not entitled) on.

The British Government has now lifted a four-year ban on deportations to Zimbabwe.The announcement by Immigration Minister Damian Green will impact on 10,000 failed Zimbabwean asylum seekers who are living in the UK.

Nevertheless, the British Government is ever generous with taxpayers money (calling it a Home Office Grant doesn't make it the Government's money) and is kindly giving each family who voluntarily returns £1,000 to help settle them back home.

Brown Saves the World with your money!

Gordon Brown has written an article setting out his objectives for tackling global poverty. A draft bill has been published which legally commits the government to providing overseas aid.

I think it's wonderful the way the world gets together when there is a crisis somewhere. All sorts of aid agencies rush to the disaster areas and people give generously to help in the effort. Which is how it should be!

What completely fucks me off is the audacity of Brown to a) legally bind any Government to such an untaking when he knows full well that Labour are going to lose the next election and b) how easily he pledges money that does not fucking belong to him!

Listen Brown you fucking halfwitted lunatic baffooon... this is NOT YOUR MONEY YOU ARE GIVING AWAY, IT'S THE BRITISH TAXPAYERS... and charity begins at home!

Far too much goes abroad and achieves absolutely nothing. Most of it fills the pockets of terrorists, dictators and aid agencies.

At the moment, we need much of it to stay in the UK. After all, in the last 12 years we have taken in at least 3 million third world scroungers people who we are already paying for and supporting in our super socialist diverse state! It's one of the reasons (besides illegal wars and a useless chancellor/PM) why we are in such a mess! Ask most people in the street and they will tell you the same thing. When you are about to be made redundant and lose your home, who really gives a shit about third world poverty? Those like Gordon Brown and the righteous can afford to be generous. They are secure financially and don't live in the middle of a "culturally enriched" urban jungle.

The third world hasn't changed in the 50 years I have been alive!.The third world doesn't want to develop, it wants to live on handouts.Ironic isn't it that the imbecilic Brown lectures us on poverty but his party has presided over the biggest poverty scandal in their own country!

Tell you what Gordon, why not just resign and go become a missionary or aid worker and leave us alone?

Rant over....

NB. Lack of blogging due to feeling particularly angry and agrieved at the moment at just about everything but especially about our prospective Conservative Government. Personally, I can't see what difference there is between the Labour and Tory Party.

Where are the real Conservatives?

More Taxpayers Money Wasted!

A scheme that cost £6 million of taxpayers hard earned cash which teaches teenagers about contraception and drugs actually saw an INCREASE IN PREGNANCY!

Local authorities have now been told that £72 million of taxpayers hard earned cash has been wasted on a computer system to protect vulnerable children because it is actually a danger to them!!!

The Integrated Childrens System (ICS), which was meant to link with Contactpoint (another invasion on you and your child's privacy), has been described by staff as "an unworkable monster".

It generated stacks of paperwork 6 inches thick FOR EACH CHILD! Baroness Morgan, the childrens minister has written to councils telling them they can abandon the controversial system which took up 80% of social workers time and had no way of tracking the siblings of abused children.

Tim Loughton, shadow childrens minister said "Ed Balls has finally had to admit what front line social owrkers have known all along - the Governments Integrated Childrens System was at best a waste of money and at worst a danger to children".

ICS stores case records about children at risk of abuse and was introduced in the wake of the Laming report which revealed that information sharing failures at Haringey Council led to the death of Victoria Climbie in 2000.

In a report following the death of Baby P, the investigating Task Force said that the system kept social workers "tied up in bureaucracy" and away from actually working in the field!

So, what are they going to do?

Scrap the whole system AND START AGAIN!!!

FFS!!!

Ungrateful Bastards!

Why not just kick Gordon in the bollocks! I would love to.... after all the money Pakistan have received from the UK....

"Britain denied access to Mumbai suspects!

Pakistan will not let British investigators question suspects detained in Pakistan over the
Mumbai terrorist attacks, the Prime Minister said today.

Gordon Brown asked for access to the suspects during a visit to Islamabad yesterday. But his Pakistani counterpart Yousuf Raza Gilani said today he turned him down.

Gilani said in parliament he also told Brown that 'if there were any proofs, these persons will be prosecuted under the law of Pakistan,' Gilani's office said.

India has blamed a Pakistan-based militant group called Lashkar-e-Taiba for last month's attacks in Mumbai, which killed more than 160 people, including three British citizens".

I am again "Gobsmacked"... Lets hope Pakistan has some interesting punishments for terrorists...

Something else that entirely pisses me off!

Again this year, thousands of families will have their houses and precious possessions ruined and destroyed by floods.

Gordon promised to help families in the North last year and this year its the turn of the south. I'd love to know to know many people are still living in temporary accommodation like caravans or what the statistics are on insurance payouts (or lack thereof).

If this wasn't all bad enough, the taxman actually made a profit on these peoples' misery of almost £440million from last summer's flood damage. Householders forced to carry out repairs to their water-ravaged properties paid £525million in VAT for the work, according to figures from insurers.

Because the Government contributed only £86million to help affected areas, the Treasury netted £439million.

The TOTAL lack of care in this respect by our government for its own people is reflected in the news that we will be giving Pakistan ANOTHER 6 million quid!

What the fuck for?

Thats on top of the a £480 million support package to help them increase their security on the Afghanistan border!

Gordon should ask the Americans how many millions of dollars have been poured into Pakistan and just wasted before he starts giving away taxpayers hard earned cash to a country that is the breeding ground for terrorists (apart from the UK that is).

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7781108.stm (Ref)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/feb/27/pakistan.usa (70% of a 5.4bn dollar military aid package mispent).

Reported here also (http://www.nytimes.com/2007/12/24/world/asia/24military.html).

On top of all that CNN reports that the terror suspect is now seeking legal aid!!! http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/12/13/india.mumbai.suspect/
Fucked up world we are living in.

While the rest of the UK suffers from unemployment, high energy prices, an overstretched benefits system and too many fucking people in the country, the government is languishing in spacious, luxury offices..Jack Straw.. you all know the story..

"The Ministry of Justice has been accused of wastinga "colossal" amount of taxpayers' money after spending more than £130 million refurbishing an old office block for its new headquarters."

Talk about taking the piss!
I am truly "GOBSMACKED!"