Saturday, 16 October 2010

What those Middle Classes are Funding #1

A new series which of course encompasses everyone that hauls their arses out of bed every morning, works hard and pays taxes in the UK!


THE STORY OF GAMU AND THE FIRING SQUAD!

Let me give you some advice you silly girl. If you're going to lie and pretend your life is in danger back in Zimbabwe, don't take fucking holidays there. We now know where Ms Ngazana (her mother) spent £16,000 worth of taxpayers money (benefits, for which she was not entitled) on.


The British Government has now lifted a four-year ban on deportations to Zimbabwe.The announcement by Immigration Minister Damian Green will impact on 10,000 failed Zimbabwean asylum seekers who are living in the UK.

Nevertheless, the British Government is ever generous with taxpayers money (calling it a Home Office Grant doesn't make it the Government's money) and is kindly giving each family who voluntarily returns £1,000 to help settle them back home.

4 comments:

  1. New scroungers maybe, but existing ones? It won't impact 10,000 anything.

    Anyone care to enter a sweepstake on how many of them are *actually* sent back?

    I pick '4'. By accident.

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  2. Forcible removal is frowned upon of course, it's against their "uman rights"...

    How many do you reckon will keep returning for their £1000?

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  3. How many do you reckon will keep returning for their £1000?

    99%, cos I is black, innit.

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  4. OR. You're becoming a cool street dude! :)

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