Brown Saves the World with your money!

Gordon Brown has written an article setting out his objectives for tackling global poverty. A draft bill has been published which legally commits the government to providing overseas aid.

I think it's wonderful the way the world gets together when there is a crisis somewhere. All sorts of aid agencies rush to the disaster areas and people give generously to help in the effort. Which is how it should be!

What completely fucks me off is the audacity of Brown to a) legally bind any Government to such an untaking when he knows full well that Labour are going to lose the next election and b) how easily he pledges money that does not fucking belong to him!

Listen Brown you fucking halfwitted lunatic baffooon... this is NOT YOUR MONEY YOU ARE GIVING AWAY, IT'S THE BRITISH TAXPAYERS... and charity begins at home!

Far too much goes abroad and achieves absolutely nothing. Most of it fills the pockets of terrorists, dictators and aid agencies.

At the moment, we need much of it to stay in the UK. After all, in the last 12 years we have taken in at least 3 million third world scroungers people who we are already paying for and supporting in our super socialist diverse state! It's one of the reasons (besides illegal wars and a useless chancellor/PM) why we are in such a mess! Ask most people in the street and they will tell you the same thing. When you are about to be made redundant and lose your home, who really gives a shit about third world poverty? Those like Gordon Brown and the righteous can afford to be generous. They are secure financially and don't live in the middle of a "culturally enriched" urban jungle.

The third world hasn't changed in the 50 years I have been alive!.The third world doesn't want to develop, it wants to live on handouts.Ironic isn't it that the imbecilic Brown lectures us on poverty but his party has presided over the biggest poverty scandal in their own country!

Tell you what Gordon, why not just resign and go become a missionary or aid worker and leave us alone?

Rant over....

NB. Lack of blogging due to feeling particularly angry and agrieved at the moment at just about everything but especially about our prospective Conservative Government. Personally, I can't see what difference there is between the Labour and Tory Party.

Where are the real Conservatives?

Brown, You're Through

Gordon Brown today insisted he would reject any moves from within his Cabinet to encourage him to stand down as Prime Minister. Mr Brown said he would refuse to move aside even if senior Labour figures told him it would help the party retain seats at a general election, arguing that his focus was on tackling the recession and pushing through a programme of constitutional reform.

This man is insane. You have to give him credit for downright pigheadedness! Talk about cling on for dear life. He's like that zit that just won't go away. No wonder the country is in such a mess, he's not of this planet!

PM's Speech

I had a feeling something wasn't quite right and Dan Hannan and Tony Sharpe hit the nail on the head. Two clever clogs have sussed Gordon and Speaker Martin's plan!

"The nature of the role of the Speaker will change. There will no longer be a Speaker who is in charge as chief executive. He will be procedural and ceremonial."

How sneaky and snidy is this one?

Dan Hannan - Gordon Brown's proposals would make matters far worse

Tony Sharpe - The consequences of letting the Speaker dictate terms

Dizzy Thinks - Is a Quango really the Solution?

Raedwald - Brown's Quiet Stastist Coup

Jacq Off Special

I wasn't looking for porn, honest Gov, but.....

"Home Secretary Jacqui Smith’s future seems to be in doubt after she tried to claim the cost of two adult films her husband watched on expenses. Why should the taxpayer cover the cost of his adult package the newspapers cry? Well we at Playboy don’t mind what he does with his package and we’d like to offer all MPs and their husbands a special VIP subscription to Playboy known as the ‘Jacq off special.’ 

After a hard days voting on legislation, lunching and talking to Gordon Brown what better way is there to relax than a quality adult film on the Playboy channel? The Cabinet isn’t the only thing that benefits from a shuffle every now and then.

It’s about time MPs and their partners stopped thinking adult channels are a ‘mistake’ or being ‘humiliated’ (well, that is catered for in a different way); they should celebrate the adult entertainment we provide! We’ll make MPs subscriptions cheaper and even bill them under the title of "entertainment" or "personal trainer."

I wonder how many MP's have taken this offer up?

Quote of the Day - Why the banks failed (Dispatches)

"Brown was at the heart of the design that failed miserably" 

Tell me, how does someone with a degree in political history get to be Chancellor of the Exchequer and then PM? Resign, you charlatan!

The Gordfather

Great piece here by James Delingpole

"Failed tyrants are never more dangerous than in the last months of their terrible reigns. It's when the surviving political prisoners get bumped off, when the suicidal last-ditch offences are launched, when the dictator punishes his people for his own inadequacies by laying waste the land in a final act of hellish Götterdämmerung. So what can we expect from Gordon Brown?"

"One of the scariest things, the consultant told me, is the way Brown's administration is handing out 15 year contracts right, left and centre for favoured Leftist projects, knowing full well that it won't have to pick the tab, and that it will be more expensive for any incoming Tory government to break the terms of the contracts than it will be let them run their course" 

What a total cuntish thing to do! Fucking unbelieveable, the man truly is insane!

Jeez

Political heavyweights like John Redwood seem to think that we are going to beg the IMF for some money. My question is, did we put money into the IMF fund (under the pretext of funding poor countries), just to be able to ask the IMF for money?

McBroon economics really confuses me. We give money to poor countries when we can't afford it. They piss it away on nothing instead of buying shit that we don't manufacture. How does that help the economy?

Brown practically swoons in Obama's presence, talks big on protectionism at the G20 and one of the worst offenders is the USA.

All in all, what did the G20 achieve? 

UPDATE: I have found the perfect article which sums up the G20 by Robin Page of the Daily Mail, it's very amusing! O'Barmy meets completely barmy and ends

"So now we have another day – or even two – of globalised propaganda and brainwashing and then all these great world leaders will climb aboard their carbon footprints and globalise off into the sunset – leaving Gormless grinning, locked in the arms of the lovely Sarah – convinced that he has grown from Son of the Manse to World Statesman. Please pass me the bucket".

Peter Osborne is a great serious read too- "Hubris, hoopla and claims that were false, cynical and very, very dangerous". 

I just can't think of this whole fiasco without laughing, it's so pathetic.

Coping-class fury is about to reach boiling point.

Decent folk have been roasted on a spit by a tribe of political pygmies – and they're really angry, says Jeff Randall.

"For more than 10 years, these decent folk have been roasted on the spit of a Chancellor-turned-Prime Minister who, having failed miserably as the regulator-in-chief of financial services, is now trying to rebrand himself as a statesman of international repute. It is a shameless performance from a leader who has buried his country deep in debt, while building up a democratic deficit among those whose voices he blocks out. The G20 shindig is his last chance to claim a triumph, even though it will be a fudge"

Read the whole thing, my sentiments exactly!

What did the G20 achieve?

What did come out of it? After another £20 million of tax payers money was poured down the drain, what did it achieve?. 

It made Gordon feel more omnipotent than he normally does, ensured the rest of the delegates had a bloody good jolly in the UK at the British taxpayers expense and then they met the Queen, which was probably the highlight of their day! 

Sarah Brown looked frumpy and has legs like a Russian shotputter and who invited Naomi Campbell? What on earth would she have to say to a group of reasonably intelligent women for the evening?

The Spectator- "Brown's illusory G20 deal" has come up with the answers : It achieved NOTHING, SPIN as is normal with this government. How Brown has the audacity to dress this up as a successful meeting is completely beyond comprehension. Brown and everyone that intends to vote Labour clearly need sectioning, including "anon" who commented on this posting (cowardly, chicken shit twat that you are).

Hannan Honesty

This is my contribution to spreading this most excellent speech!

Gordons Home Guard

Gordon Brown plans Home Guard of 60,000 to deal with terror attacks.

I'm actually gobsmacked, astounded, flabberghasted! I am not feeling comfortable or good about this! 

THEY DON'T EVEN ARREST THEY ONES THEY KNOW ABOUT! FFS!

"A new generation of Dad's Army-style volunteers is being trained to protect Britain from the threat of terrorism.

And just like the original wartime Home Guard recruits will come from all walks of life.

Some 60,000 civilians are being taught how to deal with terror strikes as part of what has been dubbed Gord's Army - after the scheme was unveiled yesterday by Gordon Brown.

The volunteers include shopkeepers, hotel workers, security guards and football stewards. But unlike the bumbling characters led by Captain Mainwaring in the hit TV comedy, their role will be deadly serious. Around half have already been shown how to react to bombings and other atrocities.

They will also be drilled on evacuation techniques and emergency treatment for blast survivors""

Earth Calling Saint Gordon!

Gordon is determined to save the world! I'm stunned that he's doing this, the big superpowers are NOT going to listen to him, duh.. he has positively flipped! I can't believe he wants to get rid of our nuclear deterrent when countries like Iran and Pakistan have got them... 

Stop wasting your time Gordon and come back down to this planet and sort your mess out!

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