Jacq Off Special

I wasn't looking for porn, honest Gov, but.....

"Home Secretary Jacqui Smith’s future seems to be in doubt after she tried to claim the cost of two adult films her husband watched on expenses. Why should the taxpayer cover the cost of his adult package the newspapers cry? Well we at Playboy don’t mind what he does with his package and we’d like to offer all MPs and their husbands a special VIP subscription to Playboy known as the ‘Jacq off special.’ 

After a hard days voting on legislation, lunching and talking to Gordon Brown what better way is there to relax than a quality adult film on the Playboy channel? The Cabinet isn’t the only thing that benefits from a shuffle every now and then.

It’s about time MPs and their partners stopped thinking adult channels are a ‘mistake’ or being ‘humiliated’ (well, that is catered for in a different way); they should celebrate the adult entertainment we provide! We’ll make MPs subscriptions cheaper and even bill them under the title of "entertainment" or "personal trainer."

I wonder how many MP's have taken this offer up?

Another £400,000 of YOUR money wasted

Please don't hate us!

What the Fuck,! How pathetic are we getting?

"Prominent British Muslims are being recruited to star in a government-backed advertising campaign aimed at preventing people in Pakistan from engaging in extremist activity, the Guardian has learned.

The three-month public relations offensive, called I Am the West, consists of television commercials and high-profile events in regions such as Peshawar and Mirpur. It is being funded by the Foreign Office which is paying up to £400,000 for a pilot project.

Starring in the first three adverts are Sadiq Khan, (racist extraordinare) the communities minister, Jehangir Malik, the UK manager of Islamic Relief, English cricketer Moeen Ali and the Lord Mayor of Birmingham, Chaudry Abdul Rashid, who is from Mirpur. Mirpuris represent around 70% of Britain's Pakistani population"

Added to the colossal (£52.5 million) that "our Jacks" has already spent on trying to bring young terrorists "back from the dark side"  you would thnk they'd realise they're wasting taxpayers money by now and it could be better spent on helping British families in the credit crisis! By the way, this is part of a the PREVENT PROGRAMME that is costing the British Taxpayer £86 million!!!

Only one way to deal with terrorists and  thugs, proper sentences, deportations and loss of human rights!

Scumbag Hostels

ClearSprings have just released the somewhat vague postcodes of their new "Bail Hostels". These hostels will house the usual charming array of drug addicts, thieves, muggers and general non-pleasant characters who are either awaiting trial or are convicts on early release.

The thought that they are housing this "lumpenproletariat" in the streets where people with children live is abhorrent to me. Families in Lewisham in London have already been threatened by residents and syringes have been found in the vicinity. The families there are now too apprehensive to let their children out to play. Tell me, what stupid f*ckface thought this bright idea up?

CLICK THE PIC TO ENLARGE!

Ms Smith and Mr Straw, there is one near where my daughter and granddaughter live, if anything happens to them as a consequence, you will suffer the consequences of an angry mother.. and hell hath no fury....

Cash for Peers Probe

Especially for you Ms Smith. I know you love porn and sex toys :)

Petition on Number 10

There's a petition up on "The Number 10 Petition Site" calling for Mr Browns resignation. I thinks it's a relatively new one but I have signed it in the hope that it becomes the defining "nail in the coffin" of Browns dictatorship.

I'll try anything to get this sham of a government out.

The Shambles of Britains Immigration Policy!

I am truly fucked off with this story in the Daily Mail today. No wonder they're queuing at Calais. 

Our moronic, cretinous, corrupt, inept Government has handed out British Passports to Albanian criminals wanted by Interpol!

Eighty foreign killers are exploiting the chaotic asylum system to set up home in Britain, it was revealed yesterday.

The convicted murderers from Albania have been given British passports despite being officially listed as 'wanted' by Interpol.

The scandal came to light when Albania's chief of police complained that 100 criminals from his country have been granted British citizenship and now live here.

The police chief said the criminals have been allowed to stay even though the Albanian government has informed the Home Office of the true identities of the men and their crimes, which also include rape and robbery.

Many of the convicted criminals have been living in the UK for up to ten years and have started new families here.

As the revelations exposed the shambles within the asylum system yet again, campaigners expressed their outrage.

Whole article here

British citizens who break the law here in Spain are deported and banned immediately (for less severe offences). For more serious crimes (even before they come to trial) they are locked up and the proverbial key is thrown away (before you come to trial). As for playstations and degrees, you can safely say your stay in a Spanish prison would most definitely break EU human rights!

This story is compounded by two others which are running along side in most of the National Newspapers. One being the complete inability of the UK Immigration Services to deport illegals here and the other being "A record number of 151,635 work permits to foreigners as Britain slid into recession"

Why are we putting up with this? I'm furious!

JACQUI SMITH AND THE HOME OFFICE ARE INEPT AND NOT FIT FOR PURPOSE, SHE NEEDS TO RESIGN NOW.

"cc all your emails to Jacqui Smith" Day

***Please invite your friends if you have joined and spread the word!***

"No government of any colour is to be trusted with such a roadmap to our souls": Ken McDonald, former head of the CPS.

The government has unveiled plans for a private company to run a "superdatabase" that will track all our emails, calls, texts, internet use and so on. This is an immense infringement of civil liberties, not to mention a major risk to our private data - but it won't make us any safer. The sheer amount of information that the Government intends to collect will be impossible to analyse properly and will undoubtedly turn up false positives while missing potential security threats amongst the morass of spam emails and private chat.

Read more at:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2008/dec/31/privacy-civil-liberties

So, for one day, we should send a message to the Home Office - "you want to see our emails? Ok then, here they are then!". 

***Please do not ask the date as it has not been decided! You will be told as soon as I know.***

We do this by simply cc'ing or bcc'ing every email we send (and if you like, forwarding every email you receive), regardless of importance or content, to public.enquiries@homeoffice.gsi.gov.uk.

That way Jacqui Smith and the Home Office will be able to see how difficult it will be to get on with their actual work - keeping our country safe - when they're trying to monitor every harmless private thing we say and do.

Membership of this site was Update 20th January - 1,000 members reached and today it is at 3591 so has grown quite considerably in 2 days!

I found this on : TechRadar Website and is also on The Register