Sunday, 21 March 2010

Immigrants Sleeping in Gardens

I notice that people in Peterborough have a problem with East European squatters in their gardens and sheds. They are a fucking pain here in Spain too!


The police and the council won't take responsibility. Some of them are addicts and leave their used syringes lying where children play. They shit in peoples' gardens and are building makeshift camps on lawns.

They are trespassing!

The residents are just putting up with it, how strange... Of course, it's a bloody good job I don't live there...... let me give those residents some advice.. in picture form, so even a child can understand.

Stop whinging and DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!

OPTION ONE - SORRY CONSTABLE, BBQ GOT OUT OF CONTROL :)




OPTION TWO - WAIT UNTIL THEY'VE GONE AND DEMOLISH THE SODDING THING!


OPTION THREE (and my personal favourite) - GET A BIG NASTY SLOBBERING DOG - BORROW ONE IF YOU HAVE TO.


Yes, I'm all heart... alternatively, send the fuckers back from whence they came if they don't have jobs!

10 comments:

  1. Sue. You have a certain way with words. Can I borrow the dog?

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  2. I occasionally visit Peterborough when Mrs Cato wants to spend money at John Lewis'.

    The place is full of immigrants be they Eastern European or those of a certain faith.

    It's quite a thrill to hear someone speaking English as she is spoke.

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  3. TFE,

    Sod the dog - I'll just borrow Sue!

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  4. I just don't know what I'd do if this happened to me. It'd be one of your suggestions though Sue.

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  5. Oh, and on second thoughts I'll borrow SR as back-up!

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  6. TFE - I know :) It may be because I originate from the East End of London! It's the sort of thing my old man would have said. He was a bit of an Alf Garnett (my dad came from Canning Town).

    Cato - That's so depressing.

    WFW - I'm 5ft 5ins and weigh about 8 stone, but I'm like Rottweiler. They would NOT want to deal with me.

    Subrosa - Why are people just whinging? There are a million "civilised" ways of stopping this (electric fence would be fun to watch).

    WFW - Can you imagine, what a team!!!!

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  7. Sweet and soft you are, Sue. Eight stone of compressed power. :)

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  8. You 'smoothie' you, James - get in t'bloody queue behind me!

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  9. It's probably just as well I live here or I'd be in prison by now.

    James. I can be very sweet. I just get very frustrated and angry.

    WFW. I'm blushing ....

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  10. Agree with all the suggestions except for the use of a dog, after all who knows what the poor animal might catch.

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