Tuesday, 23 February 2010

A Little Light Relief

All this talk of bullying by the Gorgon is so depressing! Here's a joke to cheer everyone up.
Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk.

The older of the two pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing. 'This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would have been 24 years old now.' 'Yes, I remember him as a baby' says the other mother cheerfully. 'He's a martyr now though' mum confides. 'Oh, so sad dear' says the other.

And this is my second son Kalid. He would have been 21.' 'Oh, I remember him,' says the other happily, 'he had such curly hair when he was born'. 'He's a martyr too' says mum quietly.
'Oh, gracious me ...' Says the other. '

And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would have been 18, she whispers.
'Yes' says the friend enthusiastically, 'I remember when he first started school with my Achmet'.
'He's a martyr also,' says mum, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says...

'They blow up so fast, don't they...'


  1. Very good MV - where you bin? And I am not asking personal questions about your land tax either!

  2. I'm moving my business to smaller and cheaper premises. The overheads are killing me. Will be back as soon as I am sorted :)

  3. Nice onem cheered me up no end, here's another.

    Ahmed is feeling depressed so he telephones the Moslim Samaritans
    " Oh please help me, wifey #3 is being unfaihful by having unIslamic relations with my brother, it is so humiliating that I just want to die".
    "Fantastic!" replies the Samaritan " Can you drive a truck?"

  4. Thanks for the smile sue and banned.

  5. You are awful but I like you :)