Planning Your Holidays?

If you are, don't think of going to Austria.  From tomorrow all jokes about blondes will be illegal in case the blonde ones take reprisals and start lobbing dirty bombs, in which case it really would be 'Goodnight Vienna'.

Just for the record, I love dumb blonde jokes so feel free to leave yours in the comments.

Anti-terrorism measures in Austria

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.

Happy NWO Year.