Just for the record, I love dumb blonde jokes so feel free to leave yours in the comments.
Anti-terrorism measures in Austria
Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.Happy NWO Year.
The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.