If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
A socialist wants all guns banned.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
A socialist wants meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat he thinks about how to defeat the enemy.
A socialist wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
A conservative homosexual lives life quietly.
A socialist demands legislated respect.
A black conservative sees himself as independently successful.
His socialist counterparts see themselves as victims in need of protection.
A conservative down and out thinks about how to get out of his situation.
A socialist wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative doesn’t like a TV talk show host he switches channels
A socialist demands those he doesn’t like to be shut down.
A conservative non believer simply doesn’t go to church.
A socialist wants any mention of God or religion silenced (unless it’s a foreign religion of course).
If a conservative needs health care, he goes about shopping for it.
A socialist demands the rest of us pay for it.
If a conservative slips in a shop, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed.
A socialist grabs his neck moans like he’s in Labour (which I’m sure he is) and sues.
A conservative will read this and have a good laugh.
A socialist will send me a nasty email and want it removed!
