Monday, 9 November 2009

Entering Stalag UK

I am visiting my daughter for around 10 days, so I will be entering Stalag UK via Lutonistan (gross) this afternoon. If you don't hear from me in the next few days, please send a search party out :)

Any handwriting analysts out there?

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Illiterate, uncaring and plain crazy come to mind

12 comments:

  1. I might need to borrow your tin hat Oliver, especially as I travel through Lutonistan!

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  2. Be interesting to know what, if any, hassle you get from customs!

    Welcome to the land of Blight(y)!

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  3. Enjoy - I felt like Princess Dianna for a day - the most photographed woman in the world!

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  5. Welcome to Bedlam! As for Jonah Jimmy, crap letter, didn't bow his head to the fallen, what a nightmare of an idiot. As for the letter, he got the first part of Cuntry correct.

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  6. Appropriate that he's signed himself "Gordon Bum".

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  7. Safe journey Sue. Perhaps I should also wish you a safe landing as it's Luton which is your preference.

    That letter. Now I wonder if the other 230 he's written are the same? (with the names changed of course).

    There will be someone make comment on ARRSE forums before long I expect.

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  8. Wear a Burka whilst travelling through Lutonistan you'll look like a native then.

    Btw I'll wave when you pass over Kent on your way to the war zone. :-)

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  9. Well I would suggest a product of a labour education had written it but my 7 year old granddaughter writes better than that.

    and the sign off looks like Gorm Bum - short for Gormless Bum I presume?

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  10. "Wear a Burka whilst travelling through Lutonistan you'll look like a native then."

    Heh, he's not wrong!

    And you won't need to worry about the CCTV, social workers, traffic wardens. Why, it's like a 'Get out of jail free card'... ;)

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